Now we've had songs of Santa Claus and Mickey Mouse as well,
But here's a new celebrity of whom I'd like to tell…

  Boo, boo, boo!
  Here comes the Loch Ness monster.
His eyes are blue,
His feet are wide,
He walks ten yards at every stride.
His teeth are awful you may bet,
All colors but he doesn't fret.
He only wants one for his snooker set—
The poor ol' Loch Ness monster.


Now, one night in the village pub, the door flew open wide.
The barmaid shouted "who goes there!?", and then a voice replied:

  Boo, boo, boo!
  Here comes the Loch Ness monster.
He's breathing fire,
He's very dry,
And there's a twinkle in his eye.
He made the whiskey disappear,
And drank a barrel full of beer,
Then said, "oh boy I do feel queer."
The poor ol' Loch Ness monster.